Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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