He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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