Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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