Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
did i just pee glitter
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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