At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You don't make any sense
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Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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