How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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