"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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