My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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