I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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