Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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