I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
