He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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