i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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