I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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