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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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