my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i out mim tonsoeep
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