what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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