Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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