i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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