yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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