Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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