I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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