is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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