hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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