I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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