According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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