I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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