Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
That accounts for only three of the penises
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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