she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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