i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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