so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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