Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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