Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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