if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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