some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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