Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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