he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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