So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm jealous of your bromance
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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