What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
