I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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