This girl is more easily done than said...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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