the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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