dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Randomize