I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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