Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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