Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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