Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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