dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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