Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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