She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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