Don't you send me to vm
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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