Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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