I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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